longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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kittsune:

modificationnotmutilation:

rats-in-the-walls:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

"Tatted"

Lololololol

I would go with the term “neotrad” / neotraditional over “new school”… 

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“She is not mine. I don’t think she could ever be anyone’s. She doesn’t want to be owned. That’s what I love most about her.”
letters my grandpa wrote about my grandmother (via imjust-a-girl)

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snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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